There are nothing more madrileño than ir al Retiro e introducir las pelotas on the lake to feel the Carpa's mouths.
Relaxing coffee más cigarette, muñeco de barrete.
Good Morning! Oh my God, so cold in Madrid, i've got the pezones duros like the garbanzos of a cocido madrileño.
Pau Gasol has the biggest huevos colganderos that i've ever seen.
Sometimes i walk around the alrededores of the Great Vía, where you can see girls with a troncho between her legs like a watermelon
In Madrid, for example, tenemos great museos like the thyssen, cuya dueña tiene more plastic in her face than Falete's consolador
In Madrid tenemos great dj's like Little Paquirri, a paralitic mental guy, the best example of integración
